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Roger Alford Religion Columnist

Do you know why they closed the restaurant on the moon? It had no atmosphere.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Those are just some of the many jokes I’ve received over the years that have never found their way into this column. Not that they’re bad. Well, OK, they are bad.

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