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OPINION: How to flirt safely (by a guy who is definitely not about to be fired for harassment)

Listen, there are some behaviors we can all agree are courtship and not predation! You get it, gentlemen, right?

We all know that there’s a dance that goes on between men and women, if you will, a kind of ancient ritual that dates back to time immemorial.

[Pauses to mop brow.]

Like, for instance, here are a few examples of fun flirting that might be just, you know, this flirty business of media, ha ha ha HA, that we all know and love.

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