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Welcome words: ‘Hey, look; he’s moving’

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By Roger Alford

Three old men were discussing what they’d like to hear family and friends say about them at their funerals.

The first said he’d like to hear them say he was the best bass fisherman in these parts.

The second said he’d like to hear people say he was a wonderful father who loved his family.

The third said he’d like to hear them say: “Hey, look. He’s moving!”


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